Everyone can have their own personalized, algorithmically curated e-stash. As porn and porn-adjacent content became available at the tap of a touchscreen (Pornhub launched in 2007, Instagram in 2010), sex bled into pop culture with less frequency. It was a slow death, brought forth in part by the internet’s tightening grip on our personal lives and the media’s recognition of women as … people. The decline of early-aughts horny culture can be attributed to a few main developments. Both shows employ intimacy coordinators, whom directors routinely bring in to protect actors “ doing hyper-exposed work.” Euphoria takes the opposite approach with flashy soft-core cinema, Skinemax with an HBO budget.
Shows like Normal People are lauded for their “realistic” sex scenes - slow to start, sometimes nervous, and free from cinematic orgasms.
Sex still sells, of course, but it’s packaged in self-awareness, layered with years of internet discourse about consent and kink and modern intimacy. Think: Axe commercials where women want to have sex with you at the grocery store, buddy comedies about taking a road trip to lose your virginity, Maxim covers teasing a list of the best outdoor gear with the tagline “ Spank Mother Nature!” Women sported low-rise pants and high-rise thongs, and men wore trucker hats that suggested careers in adult film. The sheer horniness of the aughts was unique from other eras in its total lack of subtlety, distinctly raunchy in a way that has fallen out of vogue. I tried my best, but don't judge me, if you see a shitty faggy website on my page! Like usual, you can read a review of each gay website by clicking on the magnifying glass.Photo-Illustration: by Vulture Photos by Warner Bros, Kevin Kane/WireImage, K Wright/New Line/Kobal/Shutterstock, Moviestore/Shutterstock and Summit Entertainmentĭuring the 2000s, pop culture’s depictions of sex tended toward goofy, as if Hollywood had been run by teenage boys with cartoon eyes popping out of their skulls and mile-long tongues hanging out of their mouths. The hardest part was to rank all these gay sites in each category, since I couldn't do service on my erectile dysfunctioning dick to help me out. The gay adult sites that have potential, but haven't earned their spot on the red carpet yet can be found in my " Hall of Fame". I also did a bit of research on Google to come up with the safest (HD) gay porn websites that would be worthy of your time manually. I checked what kind of categories and tags gay people searched for and made categories based on the most popular results. Popular straight places like Pornhub, xHamster and XVideos also contain a lot of gay videos to my surprise and are very popular among you cock suckers. Just like on ThePornDude, you'll discover a mixture of free and premium gay porn sites. Which safe gay porn sites can I find on your list and how did you rank them? I had to be your cock hero, so I put on my rainbow shirt, inserted a butt plug in my asshole and dyed my hair blonde to get prepared for the hardest thing I've had ever done in life without taking viagra! Watching men bang the shit out of each other's asses for free! It took me months to browse through thousands of gay websites and find the "gems" for you queers out there, but I did it! I had to make the internet great again for gay pornography. Well, since no other dick loving motherfucker was willing to take this job upon him and Google results kept giving my gay fans a big "Fuck You" in the face, when trying to find good gay porn sites, I knew I was the only man for the job. At first, I told you homo's to "Go Fuck Yourself"! I mean, me, "ThePornDude", the ultimate pussy destroying alpha male! The God of straight porn! The role model that your father should have been! The Chuck Norris of the porn industry getting associated with dicks, cocks, schlongs or penises? Fuck no, right? I don't want the bitches to think I became a fucking homosexual! Since a lot of you faggots saw my straight version "ThePornDude", I kept getting bombarded with requests to make a gay version of it.
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